User blog:Akumation/Aku's Vase

This is Aku's Vase... It's literally a TARDIS, bigger on the inside, blah blah blah.

Appearance
On the outside, the vase is golden, with multiple beautiful patterns and gemstones engraved into it. If you peer inside, it is just a normal vase, however, there is a button so that the base can detach, and a giant room is revealed. the "base" of the vase is actually part of another similar looking vase, kept up by hydraulics and pistons. This is a fairly new design, as before, you could simply fall in.

Inside the vase, is a giant room. A room so fit for an emperor, fucking GILGAMESH would like it. Anyway, the room is usually cluttered with all sorts of bits and pieces, and has a single rolling chair, so that Aku can move around freely. It has a giant bed at the side, usually there so that Akki can relax. Aku's gaming PC lies here, as the computer in Aku's room in the Fanon House is a second hand laptop from the school he went to and forgot to give it back (because that happens, right?). There are tons of wires coming from that area, including but not limited to; the main power outlet, the mouse, keyboard, his pen tablet, speakers, headphones, broken headphones, headphones with a bass boost.

Another part of the vase is wear Aku conducts experiments, or, to be more precise, has a teleporting device that teleports him to an area for experiments, since no-one wants shit to Michael Bay inside the vase. The experiments go from scientific, atomic, nuclear, testing out powers, magic, etc:

A large part of the vase is blank, however, that space is used as a projector of a sort, used to see what's happening outside the vase. The gemstones serve as the cameras.

Background
Aku found it on SAOF Chat one day... That... That's it...

Aku's Uses

 * Chilling
 * Gaming
 * Experiments
 * Spying on people for ship material

Akki's Uses

 * Snuggling
 * Hiding from Chase
 * Trying to figure out if there is a way to blacklist Chase
 * Seeking Shelter when/if shit goes down

Daten's Uses

 * To serve as Akki's moral, emotional, psychological support
 * Experimenting with his powers
 * Chilling
 * Just being the best fucking older brother there is. (To Akki, anyway... T-T)

Trivia

 * The vase is completely sound proof.
 * The vase is made strongaletiutitaminusigalotite, the strongest mineral in the universe. Don't worry, take your time reading it.
 * Any physical modifications will automatically correct itself within 15 seconds, such as damage, material being welded on, etc.