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 * My name is theGRAINGERzone. As on this moment, I am the sole person who can control this world. I'm sure you've already noticed that the logout button is missing from the main menu. But this is not a defect in the game. I repeat.. This is not a defect. It is a feature of Sword Art Online Fanon. You cannot log out of SAOF yourselves. And no one on the outside can shut down or remove the NerveGear. Should this be attempted, the transmitter inside the NerveGear will emit a powerful microwave, destroying your brain and thus ending your life. Unfortunately, several players' friends and families have ignored this warning, and have attempted to remove the NerveGear. As a result, two hundred and thirteen players are gone forever, from both Aincrad and the real world. As you can see, news organizations across the world are reporting all of this, including the deaths. Thus, you can assume that the danger of a NerveGear being removed is now minimal. I hope you will relax and attempt to clear the game. But i want you to remember this clearly. There is no longer any method to revive someone within the game. If your HP drops to zero, your avatar will be forever lost. And simultaneously, the NerveGear will destroy your brain. There is only one means of escape. To complete the game. You are presently on the lowest floor of Aincrad, Floor 1. If you can make your way through the dungeon and defeat the Floor Boss, you may advance to the next level. Defeat the final boss on Floor 100, and you will clear the game. Finally, I've added a present from me to your item storage. Please see for yourselves.

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Right now, you're probably wondering, "Why?". Why would theGRAINGERzone, developer of Sword Art Online Fanon, do all this? My goal has already been achieved. I created Sword Art Online Fanon for one reason.. To create this world and have the fans of SAO intervene in it. And now, it is complete. This ends the tutorial for the official Sword Art Online Fanon launch! Good luck, players.